I've got the key
You've got the lo-ock.
I've got the key
It's Promo daaay!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah A ha a ha
Being a 90s pop dance act was a piece of piss, you only needed one lyric and that didn't even have to make any sense. Admittedly Urban Cookie Collective were pushing their luck with this one.. "ah ah ah ah ah" indeed.
Irrelevant tosh!
This is what's relevant, right now.
It's a beautiful day and tonight will be a beautiful night at Valentines Lock & Key Promo!
You know the drill by now, it's Promo, and it's a big one, early bird tickets are all gone and the four pounders are being snapped up by eager beavers and badgers at a rate of knots. Every boy gets a key, every girl gets a lock, if you find a matching pair you win a prize, and maybe a new husband/wife, it's Valentines week, anything can happen, absolutely anything.
Gaz & Fran will be making your love grow in the big downstairs room with all the big party anthems and dancefloor joys.
Fil will be spreading your love like a fever at the Sweet Indie Rock Disco upstairs.
Corkys will be 60p all night!
Carlsberg, Strongbow, and Cherry & Apple VK are only £1! One gold coin. All night!
Or you can partner up and get a ‘Loved Up’ cocktail, which comes in two halves, for just £2.75.
Lovely eh?
Tickets still available for £4NUS£6public at Source, Essentials or from your roaming ticket dealers. Or of course you can pay on the door, wobbly moneybags.
See you in there, mine's a Tetleys.
x
P.S. Valentines, or Valentine's? Nobody knows.
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