Skream for help... it's the Jagersaurus!
I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry. I've avoided Skream puns all week and now, at the last hurdle I've succumbed, and then added a made-up dinosaur, for just about no reason at all.
I was going to wobble on about the pre-dubstoric age before Skream and his cohorts roamed the land and the dawning of the Jagertime but let's all be honest here, you're a busy person and while you're happy to indulge me a couple of paragraphs before the sales pitch the last thing you want is to have to read some fantastical nonsense about skanking dinosaurs downing Jagerbombs.
Though I bet you now have that image in your head, like The Family Ness: Unleashed.
So it's Promo tonight, our big Jager Party with Skream! I've already told you loads about Skream, but essentially, he's a tip top tank of Dubstep and responsible for doing this:
...amongst many other things.
He'll be on upstairs in the club, with our wonderful resident John Crossley playing warm up, and the Jager will be flowing all night at just £1.50, £2.50 with the Red Bull too.
So, go forth, get your tickets and relish the fact you live in a modern land, with umbrellas and trainers and Promo.
See you tonight!
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