Are you ready for the HOTTEST PROMO of the year?!
Remember, remember the Fifth of November
The night that Promo got HOT...
Finish your own pesky rhyme, I've done enough for you by now.
Over the last few days I have personally rounded up a troupe of BURLESQUE DANCERS, constructed a FOUNTAIN OF CHOCOLATE, supersized a TWISTER mat, devised a cunningly amusing PORN NAME GAME, and invented photography so you can have a SEXY PHOTO COMPETITION. I've also persuaded ANN SUMMERS herself to give me ton of questionable items to GIVE AWAY to you via the classic means of TOMBOLA, perfected the SEX ON THE BEACH COCKTAIL (pint version) and taught the DJs everything there is to know about MUSIC.
Ok, I've done none of that, other people have, talented people, hard working people, passionate people. I mostly just write these words in the hope of sending you down to the ticket office with a smile on your face.
And of course, all this extra entertainment is Catherine Wheels, Rockets and Bangers to the raging Fire that Promo!
DJs Gaz & Fran playing the hottest and sexiest Anthems, RnB, Dance, Pop etc downstairs.
Karl Yates & John Crossley playing the most explosive Indie, Electro and Dubstep upstairs, and of course, this week is a whole night of uninterupted dirty disco in the upstairs room so you can dance till your feet are on fire, as is appropriate for the season.
Tickets are selling fast but you can still get yours from the usual outlets of UCLan SU Reception, Source, and of course your favourite Halls & Club Sellers.
See you at Promo, stay sexy San Di.. erm, Preston.
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