Today I am mostly typing consecutive sentences with gradually increasing numbers of exclamation marks, the over-enthusiasm grates on me a little, but there are mathematical and aesthetic elements to it that I enjoy.
Just so you know.
It's finally here, the Promo you've requested more than any other, Chav & Geek Promo!
The Goldie Looking Chain posse have just arrived and are currently in Subway conveying their lunch orders in the only way they know how...
"You knows what I needs
A bit of herb & cheese
We want some B.M.T
For the G.L.C.
Safe as falafel!"
Do Subway even sell falafel? And if they do, is it truly safe?
A case for Panorama I think.
I'm clearly now wasting your time, and to be honest, I'm a little embarrassed that I just tried to rap about sandwiches, so I'm going to do the newsround rundown and make like a tree.
TODAYS HEADLINES
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Chav & Geek Fancy Dress Promo tonight!
You are going.
You're going to look splendid in your fancy attire.
You will be on the dancefloor pretending to be all hip hop with a stupid grin on your face while GLC play.
You might try a bit of indie, electro, dubstep upstairs after the Welshmen play.
You are a shining light.
You've been in the news a lot today, your mum will be ever so proud.
x
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