UCLaners in pyjamas are coming down the stairs,
UCLaners in pyjamas are coming down in pairs,
UCLaners in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears,
'cos on Thursdays they all try to catch them unawares!
Makes no sense, no sense at all, the last line doesn't even scan right. 8 years that show ran, and its theme tune was, at best nonsense, at worse advocating the sneaking up on innocent teddy bears. What a world we live in. Best not to think about really.
So let's think about Promo instead! PYJAMA PARTY PROMO!!!
TONIGHT!
Hot off the hot ticket hotline is this hot news. SOURCE & SU RECEPTION have SOLD OUT of £2.50 early bird tickets. Hot news, hot indeed. You can still grab your £4 ones though, Reception 'til 5pm and Source 'til later, save you paying the extra gold coin on the door.
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT, EXTRA!
We've just had a call from Shelf, the Shot Elf, Chief Elf of Father Shotmas, he's heard all about our Pyjama Party tonight and thinks it's a super idea, as Shelf and the Shot Elves always work in their pyjamas, it's just comfier, and to help us celebrate he's sending Shotdolf the Shotdeer down to us quick smart with a sleigh full of shots.
Shots.
The upshot of this ludicrous piece of prose is that THE FIRST 300 PEOPLE IN TONIGHT WILL GET A FREE SHOT!!!
That should get the jim jam jollies started nicely.
A brief recap on the night ahead:
Theme: Pyjama Party
Downstairs: Anthems, Dance, R&B, Pop and more.
Upstairs: Indie, Electro, Dubstep.
Live: Sergeant & The Empire State
Brief: Sing songs, spin stories, love, laugh and drink wine.
You: Are beautiful, no matter what they say.
I: have written too much.
Ciao for now.
P.s. Look at that, all week and I haven't mentioned P.J. & Duncan once, get it? PJ!
Shush.
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