OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
It's X-Factor!, It's Danyl!!, It's Christmas!!!, It's PROMO!!!!
Ahem.
Yep, it's the last promo fo the year, the big Christmas party, the end of year bash, the winter blow out, the festive frenzy, and as no doubt you've seen, we've Cowelled it up with a bit of THE X FACTOR and invited our good mate DANYL JOHNSON down to do you a bit of a song and dance routine.
On top of that, there's:
Free Sourz Shots on Entry
Turkey Free Cranberry Sourz (Apple Sourz, Vodka, Cranberry Juice
Stocking Fillers (£1 Selected Bottles)
AND RANDOM PRICE CRASHES ALL NIGHT! Keep one eye on the bar.
And that's all just trimmings. If you think of Promo as a Christmas tree, Danyl, in this case, would be the star on top, the special drinks offers and price crashes would be baubles and tinsel, and Promo itself, with two rooms of great music and standard Promo drinks prices, would be the tree, the thing that makes your house smell of joy and wonder and provides the awesome structure on which the trimmings are built.
I'm pretty much the king of analogies.
I asked our resident X-pert for a few comments about Danyl Johnson:
- "He's brilliant. He should have won. He's fit. Will I be sacked if I snog him? He has these amazing big eyes. He's so fit. I'm going to marry him. What dressing room is he in? He can stay at mine. I'm gonna phone my mum. Mum! Mum change my bedsheets, Danyl's coming home! Prepare the preacher!"
Needless to say, we won't be letting her back stage that night.
TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW
£5 NUS / £6 Public
Essentials, Source, UCLan, SU Reception all on Fylde Rd.
Plus your beautiful Halls & CLubs Sellers.
See you on the 17th!!!
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