Promo / Halloween / On The Day Reminder

PROMO! Hall-o-ween... tonight! (You CAN pay on the door & The Whip are playing live)

Darkness falls across the land
The Promo hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of Sourz
To terrorize and dance for hourz.

I'm gonna Promo tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna Promo tonight, oh darlin'
Promo night, baby, ooh!

The greatest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand beers
And grizzly ghouls from many rooms
Are closing in to hear the tunes.

And as you start to feel alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
A Promo dancefloor filler!

Ok, the last line lacks a little je ne sais quoi, and I don't know if the 'z' at the end of 'hourz' made you feel quite as uncomfortable as it did me, but what do you want from me... BLOOD?!

Shit, I should have gone with Little Shop of Horrors... incidentally, anyone shows up as a convincing Audrey II tonight and I will marry them and we'll live somewhere that's green, like a picture out of Better Homes & Gardens magazine.

I'm sorry, I'm babbling and you're very busy, but I do have an important message.

ADVANCE TICKETS FOR PROMO TONIGHT ARE JUST ABOUT SOLD OUT!

BUT NEVER FEAR, MY DEAR, GOOD NEWS IS HERE, FOR YOU TO HEAR

I'm particularly proud of rhyming 'here' with 'hear'.

YOU CAN PAY ON THE DOOR TONIGHT!!!!

Just get down early to make sure you don't miss out on the devilish fun.

DOORS OPEN 9.30PM

Some other fun facts about tonight.

1. The Whip are onstage in the club from about 11pm - DO NOT MISS

2. The Circus of Horrors Show will be live in Source from Midnight - BE PREPARED

3. Venue (Downstairs) Music: DJs (Gory) Gaz & Fran (Fang?) with the usual promo anthems and a terrifying seasonal twist.

4. Club (Upstairs) Eerie Indie, Electro(cution) and Monstrous Dubstep with Killer Karl Yates & John 'The Count' Crossley

5. Source: Resident (Evil) DJs, Circus of Horrors and more!

6. Fully decorated club, and prizes for the best costumes.

7. See you tonight!!

8. Mwah ha ha ha ha.. HA HA HA HA HA. HAAA HAAA HAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!