You love dirty hardcore bingo and drawing on people! You want it for free?
You received an invitation to Underground Rebel Bingo Club and you clicked 'Hell yes, I want some of that shit!' You're probably sat now clutching your bingo pen, staring feverishly at the screen just waiting for somebody to shout a number at you, with clever rhyme to accompany it, in constant bingo readiness.
Or perhaps you're wondering who this clown is that's taking up your precious time with a message and you in fact just click 'Attending' to everything and have no idea what on earth is going on and how you got involved in this whole mess.
Either way, I have an offering for you. Underground Rebel Bingo Club at 53 Degrees is going to be amazing, 100s of people, marker pen in one hand, drink in another, making a mess of each others arms, legs, and faces while they try to win prizes from IWantOneofThose.com...
And I have the power to give this to you, the enthusiastic, for FREE!!!
How? Simple. Book ten tickets at once through me at you get 1 FREE.
Tickets are £6nus/£8 in advance, and these include your first two bingo cards*
So round up your mates, start your own facebook event, go round their houses and explain calmly why they should get into the dirty bingo, if that doesn't work, shout at them till they cry.
Don't do that, it's nasty.
Then buy your batch of tickets by messaging me here, emailing rcarlton@uclan.ac.uk or calling me at work on 01772 895477. It's 1 free in every ten, so manage 20 of you and bob is your uncle and your dad.
If you need any flyers/posters/cards/catalogues from me to help you on your mission all you have to do is ask.
This facebook message will explode if you pour water on your computer.
Bingo Russ Bingoing Out
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*Just £1 each after that
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