PROOO MOOO, YOUR SEX IS ON FIIIIRE!
You probably want to put a damp cloth over it really love.
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Bonfire Night is the sexiest night of the year, FACT. Valentines is all well and good for that romance guff, but for a proper pulse racing, fire burning, primal occasion you can’t beat the 5th November. Raging fires, spectacular explosions, toffee so sticky it pulls your fillings out, and y’know, sparklers... frankly I’m surprised anybody keeps their pants on past midnight, if it wasn’t for the average November temperature anyway.
So Promo is embracing the saucier side of life this Bonfire Night with a bit of fun to help raise the temperatures inside as much as the fires earlier that evening will have done outside. For your pleasure we have; BURLESQUE stage shows, giant TWISTER (strip twister optional*), text to screen PORN NAME GAME, a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, best SEXY PHOTO COMPETITION and some exciting and SEDUCTIVE GIVEAWAYS.
And remember, as usual with Promo that’s all just the icing on the cake, or in this case the Guy on the bonfire, for the best student clubnight in town. More famous Promo drinks offers, DJs Gaz & Fran playing the anthems downstairs, and DJs Karl Yates & John Crossley mixing up the very best indie, electro & dubstep upstairs.
Tickets are on sale now, get yours now if you haven’t already.
(*Don’t do it, people will only take photos and put them on the internet for your mum to see.)
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