It all kicks off in just a few hours? Not got a ticket? Don't fret, you CAN pay on the door, oh yes!
I swear this is the last message I send you about Underground Rebel Bingo Club. And I double swear it will be brief.
This message has two functions...
1. To let you know if you haven't managed to get a ticket for the most unqiue party of the year, don't worry, you can pay on the door at 53 Degrees tonight! And even better it's only £6NUS/£8 without. And that includes 2 bingo cars worth a quid each.
With prices like that and bottles of wine at £4.95 it doesn't make sense not to come to enjoy the most outrageous bingo of your life.
Doors open at 8pm, the games begin about 8.40pm. See you and your flashy pants there!!
2. I'm worried that some people, despite my frankly annoying messages, the notes our agents pinned to your doors, the mass hypnotism sessions we've been doing subliminally during Hollyoaks and all sorts of other things, that SOME PEOPLE still remain blissfully ignorant of the filth caked beauty of DIRTY HARDCORE BINGO!
So I ask you one final favour... take this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1UxnpoNCiw
... and post it upon your profile RIGHT NOW, and word it up with whatever smut or language you wish to.
Cheers chuckles.
See you tonight, 53 Degrees Club, 8.30pm.
P.S. It may be sign posted as a Health & Safety conference, to confuse the Feds, just stay safe and head in.
P.P.S. It wasn't that brief in the end. Shit.
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