Underground Rebel Bingo / Promotional Message

Dirty Hardcore Bingo is almost here! You excited? You want to get other people excited and earn cold

I woke up today and I felt joy! Then Joy pushed me way and I went to make toast instead.

Ba-dum tish.

I did though, as I opened my eyes to greet the fine Lancashire drizzle through my window I couldn't feel down, because I know what week this is, it's dirty hardcore bingo week!

Cripes.

5 days between now and Underground Rebel Bingo Club at 53 Degrees and the chance to win Retro sweets, light up ice cubes, salt & pepper mills shaped like rubik's cube, an umbrella that is also a light sabre and many other joyous things from iwantoneofthose.com

5 days till the let us loose in a room with music, booze, and marker pens.

5 days.

So this message has 3 purposes.

1) Tell you how excited I am about Underground Rebel Bingo Club and to get you excited about it too. DONE.

2) Tell you how to buy your tickets. Easy, go on www.lancashiretickets.com or call in at 53 Degrees Box Office, UCLan SU Reception, Fylde Rd. And if there's 10 or more of you coming email comedy@53degrees.net or call 01772 895477 for group booking details. DONE.

3) Tell you that your enthusiasm for 'dirty bingo on the down low' can earn you some cold hard cash. That's easy too. Message me back, or email comedy@53degrees.net, or even call me on 01772 895477 and say 'I'M WELL EXCITED ABOUT DIRTY BINGO, SO MUCH SO I CAN'T HELP BUT WANT TO SELL TICKETS FOR IT.' I won't think you're weird, much, I'll arrange a meeting and give you some tickets, you keep £1 commision on every ticket you sell, and if you sell 10 or more... you go to the bingo for free.

You only have 5 days though, so do it now.. right now.

DONE AND DOUBLE DONE.

I look forward to recruiting you.

This message will explode if you pour water on your computer.