Where's Mavis? / 26.01.10 / On The Day Reminder

'm baking a pie for my tea, the thought of it already fills me with glee, not the hit TV show, but the feeling you know, almost like happy, but more fleeting and twee. I've had a rough day, not much went my way, I think I deserve this tastiest treat, a box made of pastry all filled up with meat. I'll serve with potatoes and fresh frozen veg, I'll cover in gravy right up the the edge, it'll make me feel glad from my toes to my nose, it'll chase off the sad 'til the happiness grows. I'm glad I have pie, and I'll tell you for why, because if I didn't have pie, I might cry.

Reasons Not to come to Where's Mavis? @ Method tonight:
1) You're a damn damn fool.
2) You woke up in China and you've missed the last bus home.
3) Your true love has been captured by pirates and you must save her before she is slain on the border in an elaborate attempt to start a war.

Reasons to come to Where's Mavis? @ Method tonight.
1) The entry fee is less than an 8 pack of toilet roll.
2) For just ten pounds you can buy six drinks and have a pound change.
3) You'll almost definitely find somebody willing to hold your hand.
4) Metal on the bottom floor, with some Classic Rock.
5) The excellent Mavis Mash-Up of all things Rock and surrounding islands on the middle floor.
6) The best of British grown Rock, Indie, Rock 'n' Roll and such wonders on the top floor.
7) Deal or no Deal Machine
8) Hot bar staff, mostly.
9) You have an amazing face and you need to show it off, your arse has its moments too, just don't take your shoes off, there's something not right with your big toe.
10) Dancin'
11) Romancin'
12) Givin' in all tonight.
13) If you go to Quiz Akabusi first (8pm) you not only might win loads of beer, or even cash, but you get into Mavis free too.
14) All tomatoes are genetically modified, in the wild they are cubic.
15) This has gone way too far, and it's the only way to stop it.

See you at Method in a few hours, I'll be wearing a white daffodil, buy me Kinder eggs and write me poetry.

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